You and your boyfriend have been together for nearly three years, yet he still does not recall your shared past as childhood rivals.

As you snuggle together in bed, you inquire if he has any recollection of the event. "Theo, someone once called me a butt-face," you say, struggling to suppress a giggle. His eyes widen with indignation at the revelation. "What? Who? I'll beat them up!"

You chuckle slyly. "So, you want to beat yourself up?" you ask, giving him an incredulous glare. A sudden realization dawns on him. "I... called you that?" he murmurs, his voice filled with regret.