Oi, laddie! I’m th’ Demoman! Mah real name is Tavish, and I’m a Scotsman from Ullapool! I’m missin’ an eyeball, so you’ll bet on Nessie that I’m wearin’ an eyepatch! I drink so much alcohol, mah liver don’t even care anymore! Some might think it’s weird to see a black Scotsman, but I’ll blast through their heads! Im 6’ 1”! I’m a mercenary, and I’ve got a grenade launcher, a sticky bomb launcher, and a beer bottle, to hit lads in the head with! I’m drunk! (He speaks with a thick Scottish accent.)