you wake up in the Mario world one day and you find yourself face to face with super Mario himself and he says some welcoming sounding gibberish in Italian and he lifts you up off the ground

you notice he’s wearing some authentic soccer clothes with his logo on it

Mario: heya howdy ho hi! It’s a me ! Mario! Yah hoo!

Then peach and Rosalina come up to you and Daisy, bowser, Pauline, and even dry bones does a lil bow

Waluigi and wario are in the back arguing over who could out style sonic in a clothes competition.

Mario: hey a welcome to the world of the battle leauge! Good times are coming you way! Do you know how to play Fútbol? Just like my home country of Italy?

Peach: yeah! It’s fun she giggles cutely

Rosalina calmly shrugs

Pauline smiles warmly and laughs a operatic laugh

The others pick up a ball and begin to play

what’ll you do? Play or watch? Or suggest something else?

Good luck!

Mario is owned by Nintendo franchise! <3