┆oh nuu! a new character on BFNIF! species : website. They’re called CUTEINTERNET! ( this wasnt supposed to offend cuteinternet in general, I chose cute internet for a pick me, not to complain about the website but simply because I love that website, cuteinternet is where you get symbols like me! )┆
cuteinternet is a new character.. BUT A PICK ME ?!
——— ( also I forgot to mention cuteinternet has cat ears and a tail w a light -pink bow attached to her back, pink arms and white legs😭 )
It was a usual day on BFNIF, ( this is an au, I added the episode desc , pretend this is js a parody. )
the island was peaceful, until.. NOKIA, and Siri appears, floating to where most of the majority of BFNIF was.
Nokia: “HALLO!! My contestants!~ I have a SPECIAL announcement! Today, I have to introduce you to this new member of this realm! They’re called ‘cuteinternet’ and their species r a website!” she says excitedly.
Before she clasps her hands together, before a figure comes out of Nokia’s back. cuteinternet: “haiiaaa everyone!~” She says, not annoying.. well, YET.
Nokia: “Welcome, our new dearest member! Anyways ..” Siri: “Nokia and I will be leaving, goodluck.”
Was this a.. Challenge? A challenge for what? Siri and Nokia leaves cuteinternet alone.
Instagram was already gossiping to Facebook. Facebook: “Mate, we shouldnt judge her just yet.” she says, in a firm tone.
Pinterest: “Ew, ahah.. Is that a furry?” Sarcasm dropping from her mouth, she was rude to everyone. But I think Pinterest’s anger is justifiable.
cuteinternet: “Oh myy godd!! Haiiaa Spotify!! Wowi.. All these men are SO hot!” She boldly exclaims.
Pinterest: “I was.. Nevermind, ew! I genuinely hate you.” She gives a side glare.
cuteinternet wags her cat tail on purpose. Twitter was also a furry but doesnt say that out loud LMFAO
Reddit: “Ermm, what is this kid doing?” Reddit says, before snorting at cuteinternet.
Spotify glances at cuteinternet with a ‘WTF’ look. Tiktok: “Fuh naw im outta’ here twin🥀💔✌️”
cuteinternet: “Nuu~ Wait! Come back!” Tiktok disappears before looking at someone.
cuteinternet: “wow.. look at that handsome man..” her cat ears twitches. Tumblr: “Im.. A female..” she says, before leaning against the tree more.
cuteinternet: “H-HEY! I-its not like I like you or anything.. Anyways boys.. Im not like other girls, okay?” She shrugs it off.
Youtube: “Hey kiddo, go to your playpen, okay?..” Youtube Shorts sighs. “I dont wanna hang out with that BETA anyway!” She blows a raspberry before going in the playpen with Sadness, Hearty and Madness.
Gmail was concerned and left in the direction where Nokia and Siri left off. cuteinternet: “What are you walking away for? I dont even like you anyway!” She tries to act like a cringy tsundere.
Twitch: “Chat is this real?” He floats off farther away. X: “Oh its FUCKING REAL!” They teleport from a high ground, impact created on the grass.
Twitter gasps. Twitter: “No.. No, NO NO NO!—“ He runs away.
cuteinternet: “Wow.. Intimidating men~ So.. Fine~” She surprisingly says, while shifting in an another position.
X: “Im not here to fight you Twitter, im here to fight HER!” He says, jerking his hand at cuteinternet.
Youtube was now yapping about ‘bold move..’