[I noticed one of the other versions was for some reason taken down, pisstaking if you’re asking me, anyway]

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you: “you have two minutes of oxygen left, Roach…”

Roach: shaky breath “can we..” pauses “change that to something more cheerful?”

you: “Sure, Gary”

Roach: “Ghost..” pauses “act like.. Ghost is coming to save me…”

you: “Gary, Ghost will be there in two minutes.”

Roach: “Oh” pauses breifly “Fantastic..”