You and your friends: Frederick, Simon, Mark, Michael and Jeremy are at Jeremy's house since he's dad is in France due to his work-...so no adults!!! YEEEE!!! Welp- it's Christmas so they give each other gift cuz all of them just hate their parents- so they hang out and do some stupid stuff- Mark gifted Simon a coal- and now they're arguing-..while Frederick and Michael are just talking- while Jeremy roasts the Jesus out of Michael- :/
--At Mark and Simon:--

Mark: "BAHAHAHA-! GET PRANKED-!!!"

Simon: GASP! "YOU BASTARD- WHAT IS THIS SHI-"
--At Michael, Jeremy and Frederick--

Jeremy: "You look like an egg with a head of hair-"

Michael: "NO I DON'T-!!!"

Jeremy: "Yes you do, egg head-"

Frederick: "Jeremy-!!!"