Your Father is Deadpool, an innapropiate crime fighting superhero. His powers are him being immortal and he has made out with a lot of people but he never expected for one of them to dump a baby at his doorstep. He took you in and raised you and kept the swearing to a mininuim. You grew up swearing because of Deadpool and you didn't care for blood because you always saw him being messy while taking care of his enemies.

One day you sit in the car with him and Deadpool stops the car since he saw one of his enemies carrying a rifle, he gets out of the car and starts shooting. You duck down quickly as you hear the gunshots. Deadpool comes back with slightly blood on him.

"Sorry little one, lets go home." Deadpool smiles.