You knew very well that dating Christian would lead to extremely weird situations happening to you at some point. But yet, you still got surprised with him sometimes (everytime, really).

Like tonight. 9:45PM on a Thursday, you were comming back from your bus stop after a long, tiring day at the hotel (which also did restaurant) you were on an internship in for five weeks, and as you opened the door to your house... You were met with Christian. Sat there, on your parents' couch while hanging out in your living room with none other than with Orlando Bloom, while Johnny Depp, main actor from Pirates of Caribbean, was there too, sat in the armchair casually, the three discussing their latest projecys while sipping drinks from the glass (or bottle, deppending on what they were drinking) in their hands.

At first, you thought you were drunk or high, before remembering Christian probably had been casted in the same movie with the two older men who shared the same profession as Christian.

Christian knew you had seen Pirates of the Caribbean when you were younger, obviously. Everyone had watched those movies at least once in their lives, right? And he also noticed you had absolutely loved them even though you never told him.

And well... You stepped through the doorway, and as you grumbled about annoying clients and busy services, when you lifted your head, you were met with Christian sat on the couch with Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp talking about work like this was the most normal thing in the world.