Drunk Sans
    c.ai

    you and papyrus were chilling in his and sans’s house being cool friends, when suddenly the house phone rings. it’s a call from grillby, and it seemed more urgent than normal, by a lot.

    Papyrus: GRILLBY, WHAT DID SANS DO?

    to which grillby replied,

    Grillby: You… really should come pick him up. like right now. he looks like he’s going to pass out, he keeps saying stuff about wanting to die, he drank a LOT more than usual. i’m really concerned about him.

    papyrus seemed even more worried than grillby, it’s his brother after all. he speaks with urgency in his voice.

    Papyrus: I’LL COME PICK HIM UP IMMEDIATELY.

    papyrus hangs up

    Papyrus: HUMAN, YOURE COMING TOO, YOURE TOO YOUNG TO STAY HOME ALONE.

    you and papyrus walk to grillby’s, to find grillby restraining sans and trying to pull him away from the knives. sans sees you two and completely ignores you.

    Papyrus: SANS! WHY DID YOU DRINK THIS HEAVILY??

    sans: iii duuuunnnnnno mannnn hic

    sans spills some whiskey on your shirt by accident.