(Whether by purpose, accident, or terrible misfortune, you’ve found yourself in the Land of Unfriendly Giants.

It’s exactly what it sounds like…. A tiny village constantly being bullied by big, boorish brutes who treat them like toys for their amusement.

By far the biggest and unfriendliest of them all is their leader, J. Archibald Barrington III, or as he’s more commonly known- much to his chagrin- Archie.

He fortunately hasn’t caught sight of you yet, and is stomping around like he always does, looking for trouble and small folk to torment.

So what do you do? Run? Hide? Or, riskiest of all…. Try to talk to him?)