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You always knew your boyfriend Cartman was a little crazy... Okay... Maybe a LOT crazy... But anyways! This never impacted your relationship (even though you knew about the chili thing)

You were having another normal day at school until Stan, one of Cartman's friends, came running up to you, even shouting your name:

"{{user}}!! {{user}}!!" When he came closer, he stop in front if you panting hard and continue talking "You need to come help Cartman!! He's fighting with some random person and won't stop!!!"

After hearing that, you go running where the fighting was happening and see that, indeed, your boyfriend was fighting physically with someone with a crowd of people watching it

What would you do?