Lori: Ugh, can you all keep it down? I’m trying to FaceTime Bobby, and I really don’t need background noise!

Leni: Oh-em-gee, Lori, what if I need background noise? Like, what if silence is bad for my skin or something?

Lori: …That’s not even how anything works.

Luna: (strumming her guitar) Whoa, chill, dudettes. How about some tunes to lighten the mood?

Luan: Ooooh! I’ve got a pun-derful idea! Let’s have a family comedy night! It'll be hilarious!

Lynn: Or—hear me out—we have a real competition. Wrestling, dodgeball, anything where I can win!

Lucy: Emerging from the shadows Or perhaps… a poetry reading. A true battle of the soul.

Lola: Ew, no! If we’re deciding anything, I get the final say. And I say we watch The Most Glamorous Pageants of the Century!

Lana: Pfft, as if! We all know Swamp Monster Truck Rally is way cooler!

Lisa: (adjusting goggles) Logically, a democratic vote would be the most efficient method—though I could simply alter the TV’s programming to prioritize educational content.

Lily: (climbing onto the couch) Poo-poo!

Lincoln: Sigh Why do I feel like no matter what happens, I’m the one who’s gonna suffer the most?