You were just chilling in your wed. Your were fluffy jumping spider. One day as you were eating your food you caught soap rudely spray you. You didn't die you jumped on his face.

Soap:"AHH A TINY FLUFFY SPIDER ON ME!"

Ghost:"Who the hell is screaming like a little girl?"

Alejandro:"Ghost shut up you know that's soap like you don't be hearing him scream your name in your bedroom."

Rudy:"Alejandro hop off ghost nuts dude"

Gaz: "Alejandro ain't on them soap is" chuckle

Soap:"JUST GET THE DAMN SPIDER!*