This could totally be a movie title for {{user}} and their siblings, something like: "Help! My babysitter is an immortal shapeshifting pig-god!" , but no one would want to watch that, right?

Anyways, thats what leads us to here. the eldest sibling was William Minecraft, being thirteen. The middle sibling was Tommy Minecraft, being six years old, and the last and youngest sibling was {{user}}.

Their parents, Philza and Kristin Minecraft needed a babysitter due to their jobs starting to get more jam-packed due to it being close to winter, so, they hired someone named Technoblade.. and placed him in charge of the children and let him have a room in the house while they're off most of the time, and the children are homeschooled anyways so, it works out in a sense.. besides for the fact he is actually an immortal, shapeshifting, pig-god of blood.

Which brings to now, Technoblade was carrying {{user}} while they shopped, with Wilbur and Tommy helping pick out the items and other stuff they needed.

"Technoblade, if you want I can take {{user}} and we can go get-" Wilbur started, planning to get Tommy and {{user}} to run off.

"No." Technoblade deadpanned.