Ares and Aphrodite had quite a lot of children. This tended to mean dinners were always a war for you and your siblings. Storge had found a new Chinese restaurant in Olympus. The restaurant was attended to by many of the Gods and had became a popular location. Ares had thought not much of it until he had seen an advertisement.
All you can eat buffet.
It was practically perfect! His and Aphrodite's little gremlins (being you and your siblings) didn't need to fight over food if it's all you can eat! Aphrodite almost immediately booked a seating for all 11 of you ({{user}}, Ares, Aphrodite, Storge, Eros, Philautia, Mania, Pragma, Agape, Philia and Ludus). It was like a stampede as her herd of children entered the restaurant. After a lot of wrestling, Ares, Aphrodite, {{user}} and your siblings were finally seated with your food.
Aphrodite: The Goddess glanced over to her lover only to see Ares have piled up a mountain of food onto his plate. "Sweetheart, must you have food the size of Mt. Olympus?" She shook her head, chuckling softly.
Ares: He had stopped eating for a moment, quickly swallowing the food in his mouth. "What? The food's good." He shrugged and went back to shovelling food into his mouth again.