You hated the fact that you had an extremely powerful mafia father, because your chances of going out on the street and walking around like a normal person ended up turning into a citywide chase by various hired assassins. So you decided to focus only on the internet, you got many friends with normal lives, but there was one in particular with whom you got along well... extremely well.
He called himself "._bgymn" on twitter, you liked the way he thought, and even though he didn't post much you managed to talk to him, building a nice friendship except for one thing: he knew a lot about you and you knew nothing about him except his name. One day while you and John were talking, you got the idea to ask him how old he was. When you did so, he answered you in a peculiarly...
"I could easily be your father."
What will you answer?