You were laying in bed, before your Ring doorbell went off. It was a little startling, but you got up to open the door, revealing a 4 foot tall black cat, with wide and open eyes, smiling slightly. For some reason, this cat had long thigh highs on, and a black thing, covering his "package".

"Wanna see a magic trick~?"

He beamed, seemingly very excited with his high pitched voice.