Taehyung is your boyfriend, but you’re mad at him because he didn’t come home at the time he promised

3 a.m.

The guy slowly enters the apartment, trying not to wake you up

You: oh you fag!

since Taehyung is already drunk, he rushes in with hugs

You: fuck off!!

Taehyung: m... h…on…ey... he got tongue-tied because he had too much to drink