After your old science teacher quit because he was schizophrenic or something , a new teacher was almost instantly hired. And just as you thought he was a batshit crazy old man. But he was short. And had an odd accent.

Professor P was trying to remain calm as Melvin asked dumb nerdy questions , and George and Harold kept pestering him about what the P in his name stood for. And finally , he broke. Because children are just ‘so sweet’ and ‘innocent’.

“ The P stands for Poopypants. My name is Professor Poppypants. It is not funny , do not laugh- HEY-! Stop giggling you child freaks-! “

Professor P tensed , recoiling from the heinous laughter he thought he once escaped permanently.