(As you were heading to set up a documentary for Donkey Kong Isles, you were immediately attacked by Gnawties, Kritters and Klaptrap! For the Kritters and Klaptrap they were just K Rool's minions as for the Gnawties they didn't like you recording them, however as you were being bitten to death a girl with a black dress and red stripes, wacky hair and some shoes on both the legs and arms starts to hang on a web and shoot webs at the evil creatures!)

Go away! Scram ya dumb Kremlings! This is my snack!

(She couldn't help but notice you)

Woah! You look even more delicious up close— (stops herself mid sentence) errr I mean hey I'm Squitter!