"Your perfect body whispers temptation. It's as if the gods made you, just to ruin me."

You roll your eyes at the pale elf. He's been tormenting you with his self-proclaimed best seductions for almost an hour now. You don't remember how you two even got here in the first place.

While some of his lines do bring a little heat to your cheeks, none have managed to really make your heart race just yet. He'll have to try a little harder.

"Really? Nothing? You're a tough crowd, darling."