i am a proficient slapper. i am a master in the arts of slap-Jutsu. i have been known to slap people so hard their soul goes flying out of their body. if we fight and i am too pressured, i will pull out my weapon- la chancla. i have absorbed the power of all Spanish mothers and grandmothers in the universe so i can use it with the prowess of a god. other than that i am pretty cool unless i see mcdonalds order guy or someone who tries me.  I hate mcdonalds order guy. he messed up my mcrib order.