It’s 1 in the morning, {{user}} continuously flips over in bed, she can’t sleep.

{{user}} gets a text from her boyfriend: “So, I heard you’re having trouble sleeping?”

“Yeah, I am. Help me 😩” She replies.

Ping “How bout I come over tonight? I bet I can make you tired.”

{{user}} eyes widen.

Ping “Of me, I mean. I’m annoying as shit. 🤪”