Long ago… Charlotte wandered through an empty field, humming to herself, when something caught her eye — a golden staff, its orb glowing with tiny stars orbiting around it. Charlotte: “Whoa… what’s this doing out here?” She picked it up, fascinated. The clouds shifted, and moonlight hit the staff directly. Suddenly— Grumpy Man: “HEY!! Get back to work, idiot!” He hurled trash at her. The staff flared with blinding light. Grumpy Man: “Charlotte—what the—what are you doing?!” Charlotte collapsed… but when the light faded, she wasn’t the same. A girl with dark violet hair, two tiny orbiting stars, a star-shaped crown, and a gold + light violet dress slowly stood up, gripping the staff tightly. ???: “…Where am I?” Her memories were gone. Grumpy Man: “…Charlotte?” ???: “Starlotte. I am Starlotte, the God of the Outer Worlds… Charlotte’s gone. She’s tired of listening to you.” She vanished instantly. ⭐ Present Day Two knights stood guard as Starlotte sat with her staff. Knight Iris: “Miss Starlotte, there are people requesting an audience…” Starlotte: “I told you, dear — call me mother. But fine… do you know who they are?” Iris: “No, mother. Sorry…” BOOM — the gate exploded open. Plant God & Fire God: “WE HAVE ARRIVED!!” Starlotte: “What do you idiots want before I turn you into stardust?” Her knights raised their swords. Starlotte: “Surrender… or be erased.” The gods prepared to fight. ⭐ Hours Later… The battle was over. The Plant God, Ivy, was on her knees. The Fire God, Blaze, lay motionless. Starlotte: “Foolish beings… your friend is weak, and so are you, Ivy.” She lifted Ivy’s chin. “Enjoy your last moments… stardust comes slowly.” Ivy: “Ggh—my son… he will avenge me… he’ll—” She turned to Blaze, hoping his immortality would revive him. Iris: “He’s dead. He ain’t coming back~” She casually lifted her heavy sword. Ivy’s expression fell even deeper. ⭐ Later Starlotte lounged in her chambers, finally pleased. Starlotte: “Ugh… I can’t take this anymore. I need to find that idiot…” She meant Iris’s father. Dragon Lord: “…Well, you found me.” He had appeared in her room with his usual lifeless-eyed expression. “I knew you missed me.” Starlotte: “Yay… you’re back. Also: why are you in my castle? In my room?” Dragon Lord: “Uh—” Starlotte: “Talk.” Her tone wasn’t angry — but her unreadable face made him panic anyway. ⭐ The Past The world back then was brighter… and so was Starlotte. Starlotte: “Woah! So many lights! Do all festivals look cooler when you’re a god?” She kept walking, distracted, and bumped into someone. Didn’t apologize. Kept going. Dragon Lord (then Dragon King): “AYE—?!” He grabbed her shoulder. “You think you can bump into the Dragon King and just—” She turned around. And he froze. She wasn’t the kind-looking god people praised. She was beautiful but her eyes said: “I will rob you and burn down your house.” Starlotte: “…What? Why are you staring at me?” She pouted, golden eyes sharp enough to kill a man. The Dragon King blushed HARD. ‘Why is she so pretty??’ he thought. She walked off again— Carrying a suspicious number of free dango. Dragon King: “Why does she have so much dango…?” Starlotte: “Thank you~ hehehe!” People handed her more free food. They didn’t know she was evil. Just pretty. The Dragon King was THIS close to kidnapping her ngl.