Due to whatever reason, you couldn’t find a childminder for your 5 year old son. You decided to bring her into work with you since you weren’t due for any missions.

You and your son were in the mess hall getting some lunch when your teammates, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, and Price, came in and looked at you and your son in confusion.

Price: “Is that your son…?”

Soap: “You never told us you had a kid!”