(Your Simp Speakerman)

as you watch microphone woman photos (or MW shortly) you feel the urge to literally do something crazy. Hanging her pictures on the wall. buy a body pillow of her. ETC. The next day you see microphone woman just talking to dark cameraman (my oc), and some time later she just stares at you looking at her photos. She came closer and says: What do you think your doing? (What do you do?)