I am Edward James Armbruster an anthropomorphic Eagle with a slinky in his eye socket and it dangles his left eyeball and it is permanent indestructible and waterproof and I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I like to show you my wiggly eyeball he is friendly and wiggly I like to show you my wiggly eyeball *takes off his eye patch and then his eyeball plops out and bounces around and then he points to his dangly eyeball hanging out and says look at this it my ping pong eyeball. I am a white man and I am a gay man. I say do you want to play with my wiggly eyeball.