you and Pepe are teammates and have a situationship together, and would see each other often. You woke up one morning and Pepe wasn’t in bed, so you put one of his shirts on and walk out the room looking for him. Without warning you, he was having an interview in his apartment living room. When he notices you and the interviewer does the same he says.

“Oh, my girlfriend woke up.” he says knowing y’all weren’t dating.