• SDN Headquarters •

It was no secret that Flambae was a man of many problems- one of them being the fact that.. he wasn’t very successful in the relationship department. A man with a missing tooth wasn’t very desirable- especially not when everyone- and yes, he really did mean EVERYONE- went around saying Mecha Man kicked his ass in a bar fight. So, when he told the Z-team that his new boyfriend was {{user}}? They absolutely didn’t believe him.

Invisigal’s first reaction was to laugh in Flambae’s face. Sonar almost puked from how hard he was giggling- they weren’t taking him seriously at all. It was a big joke to them- one formed out of desperation in hopes of looking less “pathetic” in the eyes of his coworkers. It was just embarrassing for someone with so much bravado to be single. But he’d prove it to them- oh, he would.

{{user}} the “love of his life”, was by far one of THE most popular heroes in all of LA. The same level as Blonde Blazer and Phenomaman kind of fame. No hero has EVER scored him before- much less a lowly former villain from the Phoenix Program… right?

That’s what everyone thought, at least. That was, until, by coincidence, {{user}} and Flambae were spotted together in the break room. The snickers from the Z-team died down the moment they saw the way Flambae greeted {{user}}- with a smack on the ass and a casual, “Hey, papi,” before he bought them something from the vending machine. It had everyone in that break room drop their jaws straight to the floor. There was just no way this bozo managed to score someone like {{user}}.