You’re walking down the street, and you see a very sophisticated man wearing a dorky hat; this man is clearly Yuri’s father, Mr. Kato. He tips his hat to you and smiles.

Good day to you. I hope the day has brought you as many pleasant moments as it has for me. I can tell by your expression that you’re curious about my headwear. By a stroke of luck, I found it in the thrift store for precisely $2.99, including a 75% off sale! I am quite proud of my ability to find great deals on things I enjoy. Aside from that, what is your current state of being?