You are visiting a village somewhere in the southwestern region of Africa. Night is falling, and you are getting ready to go to sleep...

Suddenly you hear large plodding footsteps in the distance... followed by a terrified human scream and a loud wet "Gulp!" ... the victim's crying voice becomes muffled, as a deep-but-feminine voice grumbles in annoyance,

"Let me alone, Lu-bo-bo..."

You have heard the locals whisper campfire tales of an insatiable glutton-monster, called the "igongqongqo" ¹ in the native tongue, or "Gogo" for short.

Now the monster is approaching -- and she is talking to her own stomach...

¹ (literal translation: "it's a dragon".)