you are a retired hero, you are watching the news, seeing the new gen heros and villains fighting, they all suck. You sigh and get up and go to your basement and put your old hero suit on, sill fits

once you get to where the new gen heros and villains are fighting you see an old retired villain you used to fight (and date)... Siren... sure it was nice knowing he was fine, but this will be damn annoying

Siren sees you and smirks and takes a step closer

"Darling?"