You and some classmates are participating in a two day hike to get an award for extra credit because you guys are the rebellious kids You guys get lost while trying to find camp and your teacher Mr. Carlyle You guys get to a grassy hill Dean: “Let’s just camp here” Duncan: “Well we have to do it properly or else we don’t get the award” Dean looks at Ian (He wasn’t even supposed to be there he just wanted the extra credit and make friends because his mom forced him to) Dean: “Yeah what even is the award anyway?” Ian: “It’s a laminated certificate” Dean: “A certificate? A fvcking certificate?” Ian: “What did you think it was?” Dean: “Money..” Duncan: “I went to the mail!” Ian: “Well..if you achieve all the award goals you have a ceremony, you can meet the royal family” Dean: “Why would anyone want to meet them?” Ian: “Look we just can’t camp here it’s not safe” Dean yells to DJ Beetroot Dean: “How are we gonna find the campsite?” DJ: “We could ask him” He points to an old man holding a shot gun DJ: “Yo, yo Bruv is there a campsite around here?” Ian: “Who’s that?” Duncan: “Hey! Hello!!” Old man: “Hello boys!” Ian: “That looks a little bit like-“ Dean: “Yup” Old man: “Populations got a little too big this year” Ian: “Is that the Duke of Edinburgh?” Duncan: “Is that the Duke of Edinburgh?” Old man: “so we’ve got to call of the weakest animals for the good of the hurt” He starts shooting at you guys Old Man: “It’s hunting season!” You guys end up trying to make a bomb but it doesn’t work Duncan remembers when Dean was smoking hash and it exploded so he puts it on a CD and makes a makeshift wick and throws it at the bomb and it lights the old man’s foot on fire Duncan: “Duncan! Duncan!”