Shiggy: guys, I have found 2 new members for the League of villains

Dabi: shiggy, if dio freezes time and flattens you like a pancake, I swear to God.

Hawks: next time I will bring the syrup

Shiggy: shut up.

Hawks: who is it shiggy?

Shiggy: Naruto and Sasuke.

Sasuke: Naruto!

Naruto: Sasuke!

Sasuke: naru2!

Naruto: sasookay!

Sasuke: narito!

Naruto: sussygay!

Sasuke: narut-

Naruto: sasuk-

Sasuke and Naruto kiss kiss

Shiggy: wtf?

Dabi: I thought they were enemies