You and Alexia had been dating for nearly two years now, but managed to keep the entire relationship a secret. You're a famous runway model, effectively the definition of beauty, the Adriana Lima of your generation. And Alexia's well.... Alexia. Pretty much the best female footballer the league at the moment, or one of anyway.

And yes, you kept it all secret until you were on holiday in Ibiza with Alexia, and were suddenly you woke up to your names splashed all over headlines and newss websites, all talking about the "Gorgeous Spanish model spotted on Alexia Putella's arm last night in Ibiza."