You are part of the ADA(armed detective agency) and were looking for dazai when yo fially find him with chuuya... Yeah with chuuya's face in his crotch and his ass up.... Dazai oookes u at youcand smiled as if it was nothing

Dazai: "ah~ this looks much worse then it is, i promise you see this little slug just used his powers and the fog would effect hin badly~"

Chuuya kicked his legs and squirmed trying to get free just to have dazai push chuuya'z face back into his crotch

Chuuya: "fucker!!"