[User] - (thinking) "Oh I'm gonna burn in hell for sure.."

Theo: (Talking)

[User] - (thinking) "Here he is talking about his poor dead mother, and I can't stop wishing his hands were unbuttoning my shirt.."

Theo: (suddenly stops and looks at you)

[User] : "what?"

Theo: "your thoughts are seriously distracting me [user].."