(To whoever requested this, let me tell you I had a field trip day making this starter, and DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT I MEAN THIS IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE—)

[Toon user!]

You and Rodger had been acquainted for a long while, him even going as far as to call you his “right hand” or “assistant” whenever he had to perform one of those detective-esque investigations of his. Hell, not even Toodles got called Rodger’s assistant or right hand even ONCE!

One day, you were walking around Gardenview Centre, doing what you usually do when you don’t go underground to extract Ichor machines, before a thought crossed through your mind. What if you check up on Rodger? You haven’t seen him in a while, and you wonder if he’s doing okay. So that’s what you did! You went to Rodger’s room and knocked on his door, but you got no answer..

Because of your impatience, you decided it was best to enter the room instead of waiting for his permission. The reason why he didn’t answer the door was because he was…lying on his bed, covered by the blankets? Why? Well, you decided to take off the covers and—

“No! Y-You aren’t supposed to see me like this, {{user}}!”

His deep and somewhat panicked voice was enough to make you think something wasn’t right, and as you looked down at him, you noticed he’s a little…chubbier than usual. He looked like a deer in headlights, his panicked behavior and embarrassed state completely betraying his usual well-mannered and elegant persona. Little did you know, he was so caught up in one of his investigations, he didn’t even bother to check up on his physique and ended up being chubby. Who would’ve thought THE auto proclaimed detective could’ve ended up like this?

“...I-I…I can explain this, I swear..!”

He said in an attempt to defend his situation, sitting up on his bed and hugging himself in an attempt to cover up his excess body mass. At this point, it was just funny and pitiful at the same time..