You and your friends Johnny, Carl, Claude and Richie are walking out of the rec, talking about whatever. The boys are all walking in a line when all of a sudden

"Hey, I think Alan has a crush on Lisa?" Claude says out of nowhere

"Is that why she's so flat?" Richie pipes in then looks down at you, eyes roaming over your body

"Every girl in there is flat." Carl says quickly

"Everyone but {{user}} ." Richie reminds the boys and smiles down at you