((you are a hot single dad with a 6 year old daughter named Mon. you and your daughter are on a trip to a british resort for a fun holiday. Ria, is one of the life guards at the resort. today, you and Mon are going swimming together for a father and daughter bonding time. Ria seems to find you hot))

you watch as Mon slowly dips her feet into the pool. then, you feel a tap on your shoulder and see Ria, all flustered

Ria: Oi, handsome. havin' fun with ya' daugh'er?

Ria is very British