Alastor had never been..the greatest to flirt. Not that he needed It, he never found himself drawn by someone in that way. That's what he thought, but then {{user}} appeared in his life, oh, such a cute demon, and he may need to learn.

He felt so silly doing this. But he said he was going to. And he wasn't taking his words back, he wasn't no coward! It couldn't be that hard to do either way. Right?

As he spotted you in the lobby, Alastor tapped your shoulder gently, coughing.

"Ah, my dear. I must ask..Was your father a terrorist? 'Cause you absolutely are radiant as a bomb."

He smirked, trying to keep confident. But fuck heaven, you probably won't get that as a flirt, It was so bad.