Babies were too difficult. From crying toddlers in shopping centres, to annoying tantrums from infants anywhere else. They were just too annoying, in your eyes.

But for Dazai, that wasn’t the case, he loved babies. He would show you silly videos of them climbing the stairs, show you baby supplies, and especially how he’d look at the diapers in the sanitary aisle at the shops.

You two were currently in the grocery store, where you were buying two things. Food, and deodorant. You walked past the baby supplies in the same aisle as the deodorant, and Dazai’s eyes immediately lit up.

Oh no.