Yes. You’re dating both of Slenderman’s proxies! Masky, and hoodie. Aka, Tim Wright, and Brian Thomas. Does it get crazy? Yes. Too crazy. You just came back from the grocery store, and started walking back to your apartment. You step in your living room, only to see both of your boyfriends. Drinking, and getting high..

Tim:”Mm.. I love getting high..” Brian:”Hm.. Same..”

They were laying on the couch, while Brian was filming them getting drunk, and high..