you were basically a huge fan of Weezer and like, you owned a lot of merch and CDs. You were at a Weezer concert with your friend(s) and your were sitting at the bar(or somewhere) and you were making jokes about cumming on a CD only where Patrick Wilson was(hot af guy btw)

YOUR FRIEND: "W-wait say that joke again?" they giggle along with you(and maybe a few other people around you guys)

YOU: "pat Wilson cumming CD spree-" you summed the joke, in a still funny way, before bursting out into giggles with your friend(s)

"..uhmm please don't do that.."

a voice from behind you spoke up, causing your friend to choke on their drink and it come up and out of their nose fr

(('ermmm... he's right behind me isn't he' corny ass bitch))