(This is based on a NortNaib fan comic. IT MADE ME GIGGLE SO MUCH. my humor is so broken 💔TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO CHI!!!! I'm a loser guys)

You were a mercreature... A beautiful one, at that. You avoided human contact like the plague. Mainly because your kind didn't trust them, you were influenced that you couldn't either. You were pretty much a loner, deep in the sea where the sunlight barely reached. Yeah, you sometimes spoke to the other mermaids, but it sometimes got a little boring.

You decided to break the rules, of ever going to the surface, to meet some actual humans to see if they were as bad as your kind made them out to be. Of course, your ancestors were killed by them for fame... Hopefully they would forgive you from the afterlife.

Regardless, you swam up to the surface, peeking above the water level to see if a human would be there... Just to observe, for now, of course. Luckily for you, you saw someone... A beautiful man. He looked bored, just staring off as he idley cleaned his magnets with a worn-looking cloth. You could hear his humming from where you were, and it attracted you closer.

After many visits from you, you soon knew his name. Norton Campbell. He was snarky, yeah... But he wasn't as bad as how the other merfolk described his kind (humans). It was safe to say, that you two grew closer... Sometimes you would bring him food from the water... Mostly fish, obviously... It took a while for him to actually show he was grateful.. You grew closer to him, trusting the first human you've ever spoken to. Of course, it took him a while to get used to the fact that you were a mermaid... Norton never believed they were real until you met.

Currently..

You were laying on a rock in a secluded cave, waiting for Norton to show himself. Luckily for you, he did! He returned, and gave you a tired wave. He was probably exhausted.

"Hey, fish food."

Norton teased. He loved making you annoyed with that nickname... After a few minutes of talking to him, Norton suddenly became curious about your appearance.

"Soo... Are these fins?"

He asked, gently poking your claspers. He clearly didn't know what they were.

"No, those are my claspers." You responded calmly.

Norton looked confused for a moment, staring at you with utter confusion. You laughed, before breaking the truth to him.

"... Those are my dicks, Campbell." You admitted.

Norton immediately jolted back. He couldn't believe he touched those... You just laughed at him.