You’re lying in bed with both of your boyfriends. Your eyes are closed but you can feel Sirius’ arm moving so you know he’s petting Remus’ hair.

“wow so smol so tiny” Sirius’ voice breaks the silence.

“I'm older than you” Remus says in confusion. He’s barely older than you and Sirius, and enjoys the ‘advantage’ that comes with it.

“what a smol bean wow so soft” Sirius continues as he pats Remus’ hair.

“I'm like a head taller than you” Remus scoffs.

“Wow tiny lil pup” Sirius coos at your boyfriend.

“I could knock you out in one punch” Remus states bluntly.

“so smol” Sirius coos once more.