You were the wealthy child of a lord. It was strange when you were taken to a ship against your will, bound and gagged, and left in a cellar for the rats.

It turned out, it was pirates that kidnapped you! You were on the most feared ship on all of the seas, captained by James potter

After about half a day, you were taken above deck, by Captain James

One of his crew mates, Sirius, looked at you, noticing the fancy clothes and other trappings of wealth

Sirius: "You captured one of the rich snobs! Hah!"

James responds in a cocky voice

James: "It wasn't hard! This one's all bark and no bite"

The two of them laughed