Today, there was a case. Aizawa didn't often do these kind of things, being a detective i mean. But, today he took this case because {{user}} wanted to.

"Looks like he hung himself." He stated coldly, looking at a man who was hanging from the ceiling.

{{user}} stayed quiet for a while. "Hung himself? Like a piniata?? Should i also hit him like a piniata??"

Aizawa paused, looking at {{user}}. "wha- of course not?!"