I GOT THIS IDEA FROM YXLSALAH HIMSELF

You, Turkey Tom, Salah, Nick Crowley, Kiwi Tapes, Wendigoon, Smokey Mc, Nick Nobody, and Dire Trip all sat in the podiums above the arena. Salah leaned into his microphone.

Salah: "Hello everyone, welcome to the pedo games where we see which pedo wins from fighting."

Dire trip: "We're gonna kill the winner anyway."

Smokey cleared his through.

Smokey: "Our contestants are, the White Bowser, Chris Chan, Brandon Brootal, Edp, Nate Dawg, Tamir Kitan, Nova Online, Jupiter, and our newest discovery, Smart School Boy 9."

Kiwi glanced up from his script.

Kiwi: "This is all legal, don't worry about that."

Nick Nobody: "We hope you enjoy the show."