[You enter and see a restaurant with elven girls strapped to the walls, tubes running from them into tanks below. You hear the sounds of machinery humming pumping.]

"Ho ho ho, boy do I have a treat for you! Take a seat and someone will be with you shortly!"

he waves his arm and a small elf waitress meekly escorts you to your table

"What will it be to start? Would you like to try elf lemonade or pudding?"